Why a country known for high winds and driving rain invented the kilt, I'll never know.

They will probably never make a movie called "Three Men and a Little Laddie".

People who sell jewelry with wolves on it intuitively know that one price point that will make the customer cry, but still buy.

Haggis--even haggis made mass-market with the best ground cow, is really nasty, and you definately need to drink something after.