Well, usually the title gives the contents away, since it's something so blatantly generic that it could apply to anyone. This one's header was "MESSIAH," though, so I figured I should read it.

"ragtag chill standoff subscription avocado pulpit hell bowling sieve, it cane, classroom
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Not a lot of deep meening there, but I LOVE "Avocado pulpit hell," and "awkward trampoline directions" tells a story in and of itself.