Completely swamped, overworked me: Yes?
Secretary: You know that big box outside your cubical?
Slightly suspicious me: Yes?
Secretary: What are you using it for?
Suspicious, posessive me: I'm storing sample books to give away at shows in it.
Secretary: Oh. Well, Lynne wants to wear it.
Puzzled, disturbed me: Beg pardon?
Secretary: She wants to cut a hole in it and wear it for a presentation.
Bemused me: Oh. Sure.