This day is stretching into infinity. I'm getting blamed for everyone else's chaos, and consequently, am making more mistakes of my own. I'm being condescended at for ignoring a new policy that wasn't communicated with me. People who have sent me spreadsheets with months-old data that I had to reconstruct verbally over the phone with limited referents are sending me messages with five exclamation points because I didn't guess that the books "Octopus" and "The Octopus" were different books, and they didn't mention them. I really really want to strangle a kitten right now, or get drunk. Argh.