Clearly I've been at work too long.

But I don't usually start hallucinating until the second day.

Misheard in other room—"Some administrators may have a problem with this product."
Another voice: "Yes, it’s a gay sex product."

*Blink* Oh, wait, they said “K-6”, meaning Kindergarten through Sixth Grade.

*Sigh* It's the spreadsheets. My mind does not naturally live this far in the gutter.