"...the minimum attire for men appearing hin the Parade will be clothing no smaller htan jogging/running shorts and tank tops. No posing straps, "speedo-type" bathing suits, G-strings, ...or panties will be permitted to appear in the parade...For an example, but not limitation,any person wearing chaps will be required to have jeans or other suitable attire under such chaps to prevent public viewing of parts of the anatomy which violates 43.21 et seq. or any other sections of the Texas Penal Code."
Snicker.
