"I've got kind of a strange job for you," says manager, opening a deck of playing cards.

"What's it going to be?"

"First, take this deck of cards."

Sounds like the opening to a long train that involves her guessing the nine of clubs.

"Then what?"

"Then, cut each one into four quarters, along the diagonals."

"Sure."

"Make sure you don't lose any of the pieces, or we're screwed."

"'kay..."