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What are your mutant powers?

I used to have two powers--I had a nearly supernatural ability to miraculously heal coke machines so that they'd take currency they rejected--perfect strangers would be putting coins into the machine and it would spit out the same quarter five times, until I prayed over it and it would accept the change.

Not the most useful power, and it seems to have gone after college.

From college through late 2003, I seemed to attract red lights, even if I wasn't driving, but since we moved north this little quirk has also faded.

Granted, this is all random clumping and creating patterns out of chaotic jumble, seeing trends that aren't there, but it's fun to pretend, anyway :)

Anyone else have mutant powers?


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Jun. 21st, 2006 04:46 pm (UTC)
My mutant power seems to work predominantly during cold weather. I have the ability to rub my (freezing) hands together and summon a parking space that is close to the store or restaurant we are patronizing. I hate being cold. My friends often rely on this ability.
Jun. 21st, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
1) I have a psychic bargain sense, and 2) I can find my way anywhere.
Jun. 21st, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
I'm missing a pair of incisors. They just never grew in.
Jun. 21st, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC)
I can make golfers choke through the power of my mind, if you don't believe me, just ask Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson ;?P
Jun. 21st, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
I can make people appear in an otherwise deserted diner simply by going to the bathroom.
Jun. 21st, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC)
I have Post-cognative abilities. This power allows me to tell you what has already happened.
Jun. 21st, 2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
1. I can make someone vacate a parking space near the door when it is pissing down rain (not just sprinkling, but violently pissing down rain).

2. Something about my presence, no matter if i'm driving or a passenger, attracts people-- turning both left and right-- to wait until i am within 100 feet of them to pull out, even though there was nearly 1/2 mile between me and the car in front of me, and even more between me and the car behind me.
Jun. 22nd, 2006 01:12 am (UTC)
A bit of Jungian Synchronicity that occurrs randomly for me once concentrated in the form of the song "Sandstorm" (by Darude) following me. I once tricked a friend into thinking that it was playing on the radio when we got in the car by playing it on my iPaq connected via cd-to-cassette adapter. After I showed him that I was lying, I ejected the cassette adapter, and it was actually playing on the radio. I haven't been able to concentrate the synchronicity to anything specific recently, so it really just makes random things sync at times.

Jun. 23rd, 2006 11:44 pm (UTC)
Apparently I have the ability to call people just before they were going to call me. Several people have remarked on it.
Jun. 24th, 2006 05:30 am (UTC)
I can make the city bus arrive early at a stop, without fail, so long as I am running at least five minutes late.
Jun. 24th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
1. Pulse on consumer market: Whenever I buy or lust after something, (in RL or VR) Suddenly everyone has one, and that thing is popular for a time, when it previously wasn't. (latest example, There were no Scion Tc's on the road, now that I want one, they're freakin popping up everywhere!)

2. To drive around in circles, and if not thinking auto-pilot back to the previous house I lived at, even if its in a different city..

3. Apparently when combined with my other half to have a powerful control over the elements of cuteness and make people throw stuff at us. (This scentence alone may make you want to barf, yes.)
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