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Feel the love...

Yesterday, I had two Pop Tarts (TM) for breakfast, and that was my food for the day, and the floorboard of my car at a quarter of one of them. I don't usually eat lunch, and I thought I'd be able to stop by the house for dinner, but I got distracted by offers of FTP space, and didn't leave until the last minute, when I ran to the church to work at the dreaded Front Desk. It was 7:00.

My mother, bless her perverse little soul, walks up to me and says, "Do you want me to get you some food from upstairs?"

I salivate, crawl forward whining, and otherwise make a pathetic display of hunger and tragedy. Okay, I said "Yeah, that'd be great."

She comes back downstairs with three slightly soggy crackers.

Most mammals feed their young. I guess that stops after age 18 :)


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Nov. 15th, 2003 04:56 pm (UTC)
Mmm. Top Parts.
Nov. 16th, 2003 05:41 am (UTC)
There you go, Spotty, now you know which part of that whole speil the audience was listening to. :D :D
Nov. 17th, 2003 02:14 pm (UTC)
In the 21st century, journalists will write according to the Inverted Pyramid (TM) form, which states that the audience will continue to read until the first high brand recognition product is mentioned :)
Nov. 15th, 2003 06:57 pm (UTC)
I have this problem where I can't let people be hungry. Like, my office is stocked like a bomb shelter with cereal, oatmeal, cream of wheat, many kinds of soup, canned corn and spinach, granola bars, peanut butter crackers, handi snacks (both the cracker and pretzel variety), mounds bars, M&Ms, nestle crunches, rice krispie treats, soda, english muffins, cream cheese, egg beaters, microwave popcorn, tuna, mayonaise...(you get the idea). I always offer people food when they come in. So I read a post like this and get frustrated, because there was nothing I could *do*.

Nov. 16th, 2003 01:36 am (UTC)
Just send me virtual snacks :) It's my own damn fault, I'm too cheap to pick up lunch.
Nov. 17th, 2003 04:35 pm (UTC)
What...you didn't think of buying a BibleBar?

Nov. 17th, 2003 05:36 pm (UTC)
Re: HM
Hi! :) Nice to hear your "voice :)" No, the BibleBars are really addictive and really expensive for their size--I've backed off of them and don't want to get hooked again. For some reason, honey, barley and pomegranate juice is very more-ish.

Nov. 18th, 2003 01:15 am (UTC)
Curiously enough, though, two of them and a couple of fish can feed a multitude.
Nov. 18th, 2003 05:05 am (UTC)
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the chicken.
Nov. 18th, 2003 02:28 pm (UTC)
Incidentally, Robin, I just sent Livejournal the deed to my firstborn child, so if you decide you'd like an account I should be able to furnish you with one in a week or three. Let me know!
Nov. 18th, 2003 02:17 pm (UTC)
I fear the bible bars are a little more old-testament than that. Back when the wrath of god involved raisins, sesame seeds and puffed grain.

Darn it, now I want a bible bar :(

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