Six or eight months ago I cracked open my fortune cookie to find it empty. I was getting a teeny bit mopey about this, mostly for a joke, until Whines gave me his fortune, which read "You will provide for a friend in need."
Dinner Saturday night, I'm dieting, so I didn't want a fortune cookie, and it didn't really matter because there were eight of us at the table and only seven cookies. So I asked Whines, "Can I share your fortune?"
"Love is a warm fire to keep the soul warm."