Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic
spottylogic

Mom's new phone number...

4:30 AM:
Guy: "Hey, is Lela there?"
Mom: "No, I'm sorry, she doesn't have this phone number."
Guy: [click]

4:31 AM:
Same guy: "Hi, is Lela there?"
Mom: "I'm sorry, no, you have the wrong number."
Guy: [click]

4:50 AM:
Different guy: "Is this Lela?"
Mom: "No, this isn't Lela's number."
Different guy: "Oh." [click]

5:00 AM:
New guy: "Is Lela there?"
Mom: "Sorry, no."
New guy: "Oh. Do y'all take credit cards?"
Mom: "What?"
New guy: [click]

5:00:30:
Same new guy: "Hello, is Lela there?"
Mom: "She's not at this number."
Same new guy: [click]

5:15:00:
Another guy: "Is Lela there?"
Mom: "No, this isn't her number."
Another guy: "This isn't Lela's escort service?"
Mom: "..."
Another guy: [click]

Hee hee...Poor mom...
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