ORGONE is an invisible, naturally occurring, life-giving form of energy that permeates the universe.
Experiments have shown that exposure to a concentration of orgone can dramatically improve one's health and well-being. In order to achieve the required concentration of orgone it has been necessary to meditate within the confines of a lead container known as a Faraday Cage which filters out all forms of unwanted energy. For reasons not yet clear, however, it has been recently shown that a good stout wardrobe works equally well as a Faraday Cage, so ensuring the benefits of orgone are within the reach of most people. Every evening for the past three weeks I have spent a couple of hours meditating inside a wardrobe that has been emptied of its contents.
Already I feel huge benefits from this regime and I would be pleased to hear from anyone who has followed a similar course of action.