It's soooo slow at work today. There's about five people in my deparment that usually has about 30 people in it, and none of them are anyone I'm directly responsible to.

So I'm finally taking the required "company values" training. I'm in the sexual harassment section, and there's a picture of what appears to be a photocopier in a kitchenette, with a male employee possibly chatting up a female employee, who looks uncomfortable.

There's a bowl of fresh fruit in the background. That never happens in an office kitchenette. There's some very suggestive bananas in it.