All the staff is kind of groggy and disfunctional after a five-day weekend--yay, city entirely unprepared for a small amount of sleet.
Reasonably attractive co-worker, of the "I'm no Barbie, but I'm in good shape, I guess" physical type:
"Oh my god, I'm so out of it, I've been dragging my ass all day."
Stupid hyena, male: "Well, there's not a lot to drag."
I swear, I was trying for a tongue-in-cheek compliment. *sigh*
This seems to be a bit of a no-win quip. Clearly, what the female wants is an appropriately sized ass. One would not, presumably, want to have a large ass, but to have a small ass would be boney, and also undesirable (though I'd imagine less so than an oversized model).
Of course, I'm not a female. My mom jokes that I'm the daughter she never had, but really, to my mind, being gay distances you from the female mind to a large degree. I guess that varies by individual, though, certainly some gay guys I know loved hanging out with crowds of girls and being the gay boyfriend type.