Yay, Saddam in bondage. I'm almost guaranteed to get hired on permanently once the economy surges upward.

I have to say, though, I'm upset about one thing. Saddam was, like, number one on my "most cuddly psychotic despot" list. I mean, he was so darn huggable-looking, with the moustache and the big cheeks, he looked like a big, lovable uncle, though he probably wasn't actually someone you should hug. Say what you want about him, he looked, I don't know, avuncular. But he let his beard and hair get scary, and I had to take him off the list.

So, like that.