I'm cooking a cauldron of chunky pineapple death salsa for the Blessing of the Beasts Eostara potluck at church tomorrow afternoon.
Two of the active ingredients--besides a couple of whole pineapples--are chipotle peppers, which are a deep cherry red, and habanero peppers, which are a deceptively cheerful orange color. Like safety jacket orange. A warning orange.
The salsa is usually a murky yellow color, but there's this peach-colored foam on the top.
Don't under any circumstances see what the foam tastes like. I can't feel my tongue now.
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Addendum:
Ouch! *boiling salsa bubbles up, spattering on hyena's paw.*
*reflexively, licks back of hand.*
*Realizes he's committed a major error.*
Two of the active ingredients--besides a couple of whole pineapples--are chipotle peppers, which are a deep cherry red, and habanero peppers, which are a deceptively cheerful orange color. Like safety jacket orange. A warning orange.
The salsa is usually a murky yellow color, but there's this peach-colored foam on the top.
Don't under any circumstances see what the foam tastes like. I can't feel my tongue now.
----
Addendum:
Ouch! *boiling salsa bubbles up, spattering on hyena's paw.*
*reflexively, licks back of hand.*
*Realizes he's committed a major error.*
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