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I had a dream...

This morning I had a waking dream where Jahweh sent Noah a frantic memo to the effect that one of the Egyptian gods had requested space on the ark for an extra 500 jackals, and was willing to contribute to the funding for the ark project. And since it was one of my dreams, some committee or another decided that hyenas should be tied down to the roof of the ark, since nobody really liked them.

That was a weird one, even by my flexible standards.


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Dec. 22nd, 2003 05:00 pm (UTC)
Did the jackals get approved for the race-track on deck #3 that they asked for? Not much room for zooming about on the under-decks.
Dec. 22nd, 2003 05:46 pm (UTC)
Ah, Silent Strider humor :)
Dec. 22nd, 2003 06:23 pm (UTC)
jackal humour
Of course. Would you expect otherwise?
Dec. 23rd, 2003 01:50 am (UTC)
At least no one was throwing little pickles at you...
Dec. 23rd, 2003 01:38 pm (UTC)
This is true. And the picachu costumes were staying on their shelves instead of running away while I was trying to shelf them. I hated that one.
Dec. 23rd, 2003 02:04 pm (UTC)
I don't know how you came across that information, but you're not cleared for it. I'll have Technical look into it; the Akashic records have been leaky as all fuck this past few weeks, I think it's the new software they put in.
Dec. 23rd, 2003 05:50 pm (UTC)
Hah! Thanks, Joseph :)
Dec. 23rd, 2003 08:55 pm (UTC)
And I thought my $850,000 oil change dream was strange. You Win!

Though I do like that idea. 2 by 2? That can't be enough to save the gene pools.
Dec. 24th, 2003 09:53 pm (UTC)
pairs was just the ceremonially unclean animals. The "clean" animals came in family packs of 14, which is, as I understand, is a stable breeding populace, hail eris!
Dec. 24th, 2003 09:46 am (UTC)
This sounds like most of my dreams.
Dec. 24th, 2003 09:54 pm (UTC)
I really don't dream that often that I remember, but periodically I get one that's weird enough to stick out. Usually I'm halfway through writing it down on a sheet of paper that doesn't exist, then I wake up again. It's irritating.
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