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Underwear hound!

Dsukit's decided to become the scourge of unmentionables, a devourer of smallclothes in the night. Eeek!

Mildly irritating, but I'm worried--if we take the extreme step of locking her out of the room at night, how will she slake her unnatural desire for underpants? Will anyone be safe? She's not a small dog--we could be in trouble if she goes for underwear straight from the source...

*is going commando from now on*


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Sep. 27th, 2007 03:03 pm (UTC)
*laugh* Be careful though. My parent's dog had to have surgery because he had a unslakable desire for socks and swallowed enough of one to end up with an intestinal blockage.
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
Blast. The only logical recourse is to soak each pair of underwear in a .2% solution of bitter aloe and capsaicin.

*Is FULL of bad ideas today!*
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:16 pm (UTC)
Hot and bitter. Just how I like my men! ;-)
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
Hee...you're cute, but I'm not sure you're worth a jalapeno and pickle-juice wedgie :)
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
*sniffle* Nobody loves me, nobody cares, nobody brings me peaches and pears...

And it wouldn't REALLY be for me, after all. It would be for your dog. And...for SCIENCE! ;-)
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:04 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, this desire is not at all unnatural, for a dog. ;?P
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
Curses! How did this strange habit evolve?

*treasures the image of hordes of dire German shepherds chasing Homo erectus across the plains and tearing their loincloths off*
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:26 pm (UTC)
All carnivores are copraphilic.

*treasures the image of hordes of dire German shepherds...*

I'm not sure about German Shepherds, but I could easily imagine cave hyenas doing that ;?P
Sep. 27th, 2007 03:28 pm (UTC)
*looks innocent and denies having "loincloths" as an LJ interest*
Sep. 28th, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)
my roommates' cats like to drag stuff from people they miss around the house. usually this is a blankie or socks.

of my stuff? underpants. and not just any underpants. giant dirty fieldwork underpants from out of the hamper. and leave them in the halls, on the stairs, and on the couch.
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