Argh, now the loan people, home owner's association, and other agents of chaos are toying with us! Closing was scheduled (I use the word loosely, like saying a chocolate labrador is "trainable") for 10:00. Then, 12:00. Now, it's either going to be 1:00 according to one source, 2:00 according to another, or 11:00 (which would be in 30 minutes...) according to a third.

Wheee! For someone who's ob-com about punctuality (I know, no-one out there would possibly believe it, but it's true)...*twitch*