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Re: It's Kaitlyn

From: Kaitlyn78@yahoo.com
Re: It's Kaitlyn
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Hi
It`s kaitlyn again. Will you ever contact me?
I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: bkaitlynXX@glowplugfuel.XXX
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From: Spotty Logic
Re: Counting the seconds until I look upon the sublime splendour of your form
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Dearest Kaitlyn--

A thousand times, yes. Send me your images, your jpgs and photos. I shall open each one as if it were Christmas, and I a pauper with a single gift to my name. This is the tenderness, the hesitancy, and the ravenous hunger that I hold for you.

Please, feed me, sustain me. Here is the line, one end I give to you as a lady gives her lord her favor. The other end, I tie to my heartstrings, so that your pull will quicken them.

For as many days as pain and longing are wed,

Yours,
Spotty

Comments

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paka
Dec. 5th, 2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
Dude, that's so classy I now feel like I should be sending you nude pictures, and trust me, you really don't want to see me in the altogether, it's not a pretty sight.
spottylogic
Dec. 5th, 2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
Hee hee...I wish I could find a way to write back to the spammers without encouraging them. We have so much to share.
fletcher
Dec. 5th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
damnit. Kaitlyn never wrote ME..

I don't suppose you'd consider sharing those pictures? I mean, it's not like YOU'RE gonna use 'em.

spottylogic
Dec. 5th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
...I might. I'm not sure for what. Whimsical placemats, perhaps.
jenna_thorn
Dec. 5th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
festive holiday decor...
lunadude
Dec. 5th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
You are sooooo lucky to have an admirer like Kaitlyn. What a gal.
spottylogic
Dec. 6th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC)
She's really special. Like, short bus special, but hawter.
lunadude
Dec. 6th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
Heh.

The short bus and nude photos are not something I am used to hearing about in the same discussion.
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spottylogic
Dec. 6th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
...but...they keep offering me naked lady porn. This saddens me, they could at least have had the courtesy and market awareness to research my porn preferences. It's a sad, uncaring internet.
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