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Re: It's Kaitlyn

From: Kaitlyn78@yahoo.com
Re: It's Kaitlyn
It`s kaitlyn again. Will you ever contact me?
I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: bkaitlynXX@glowplugfuel.XXX
From: Spotty Logic
Re: Counting the seconds until I look upon the sublime splendour of your form
Dearest Kaitlyn--

A thousand times, yes. Send me your images, your jpgs and photos. I shall open each one as if it were Christmas, and I a pauper with a single gift to my name. This is the tenderness, the hesitancy, and the ravenous hunger that I hold for you.

Please, feed me, sustain me. Here is the line, one end I give to you as a lady gives her lord her favor. The other end, I tie to my heartstrings, so that your pull will quicken them.

For as many days as pain and longing are wed,



( 10 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 5th, 2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
Dude, that's so classy I now feel like I should be sending you nude pictures, and trust me, you really don't want to see me in the altogether, it's not a pretty sight.
Dec. 5th, 2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
Hee hee...I wish I could find a way to write back to the spammers without encouraging them. We have so much to share.
Dec. 5th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
damnit. Kaitlyn never wrote ME..

I don't suppose you'd consider sharing those pictures? I mean, it's not like YOU'RE gonna use 'em.

Dec. 5th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
...I might. I'm not sure for what. Whimsical placemats, perhaps.
Dec. 5th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
festive holiday decor...
Dec. 5th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
You are sooooo lucky to have an admirer like Kaitlyn. What a gal.
Dec. 6th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC)
She's really special. Like, short bus special, but hawter.
Dec. 6th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)

The short bus and nude photos are not something I am used to hearing about in the same discussion.
Dec. 6th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
I feel so superior. I mostly get offers from Russian and Ukrinian girls who want to get married to a North American. And you can't beat people from another country who value you primarily for your passport. And have misidentified your gender, which is irrelevant because they randomly spammed any email with a US State in it.
Then again they're not offering me porn, so I guess you win. ;)
Dec. 6th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
...but...they keep offering me naked lady porn. This saddens me, they could at least have had the courtesy and market awareness to research my porn preferences. It's a sad, uncaring internet.
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