Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Arg...must resist...

There's at least one fundy baptist in my department...so...I can't really act on this impulse...but someone must tacked a santa to the wall opposite my cubical. He's a puffy santa doll, and his arms are spread wide as he hangs there.

One of two signs MUST go up. One would be over his head, saying "KING OF THE ELVES". The other would go off to the right somewhere, saying "The Passion of the Santa."

I feel I cannot do either of these things, but I can desecrate--or maybe insacrate?--Santa in my heart.


( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 7th, 2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
Either way, you are going to have to make him a Crown of Thorns with candy canes.

yeah. Hell. THAT'S where I am going.
Dec. 7th, 2007 04:18 pm (UTC)
You know, really, a candy cane crown of thorns would do the trick and yet allow for deniability.

Don't forget the red sharpie for the palms.
Dec. 7th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a job for PHOTOSHOP!
Dec. 7th, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC)
Either way, you have now provided this image to US in internetland, so at least someone (aside from yourself) gets to benefit from it.

I say you do it. Very discreetly and anonymously, and then underneath write "That's not funny! But Jesus loves you anyway!" in a different font/pen color, and then if people are angry about it you can just point to your own responses and say "Yeah, I couldn't help but respond to such heathenism. See?" You can be sacreligious AND gain favour in the eyes of your coworkers at the same time!
Dec. 7th, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
*mental* image, that is. I'm not hallucinating, just picturing it in my head- I guess that makes my comment marginally less weird. ;)
Dec. 8th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
I love having twisted friends...
Dec. 10th, 2007 12:10 am (UTC)
Like a warm mug of cider
blasphemy warms the heart and lifts the spirit...
<=) God bless you
Dec. 11th, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC)
Man, the big J-Ciddy seems to be following you around a LOT lately!
( 8 comments — Leave a comment )