Well, I know it's a stark lack of wisdom. This would mostly be a "because I can" sort of thing. Though I don't know if I can.
I'm a'gonna do it.
Croquembouche is an obsessive-compulsive form of pastry wherein dozens of cream puffs are stacked in a pyramid and covered with angel's hair caramel. It's...tedious and tricky.
I should be able to do the assembly at the church, and make the cream puffs at home. That'll ease the whole transportation problem.
Shoot, who needs weekends? :)