One of the minor problems we've got in our new house is every inch is tiled, so no matter where you drop something, it shatters. On the other hand, it's easy enough to clean up the dog hair, five minutes with a broom, done.
So, from Kiwi Carpet Cleaners:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. [Whines's Last Name]
Welcome to the World of Kiwi Lovers - where carpet cleanings are $4 per room!
There are other things wrong with this letter, but it's off to an inauspicious start.
So, from Kiwi Carpet Cleaners:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. [Whines's Last Name]
Welcome to the World of Kiwi Lovers - where carpet cleanings are $4 per room!
There are other things wrong with this letter, but it's off to an inauspicious start.
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Hmm or would you be Mr. Wname-Rname and Whines be Mr. Rname-Wname?
Meh! We don't care; we luv you two however you are named!
Maus and I want a Kabob-It now! You are evil I say EVIL! But only in the most Cookaliscious Kitcheny way.
If they ask why you're wasting their time with frivolous calls, remind them that they started it.