So, from Kiwi Carpet Cleaners:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. [Whines's Last Name]
Welcome to the World of Kiwi Lovers - where carpet cleanings are $4 per room!
There are other things wrong with this letter, but it's off to an inauspicious start.
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