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Insufficient knowledge of target market...

One of the minor problems we've got in our new house is every inch is tiled, so no matter where you drop something, it shatters. On the other hand, it's easy enough to clean up the dog hair, five minutes with a broom, done.

So, from Kiwi Carpet Cleaners:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. [Whines's Last Name]

Welcome to the World of Kiwi Lovers - where carpet cleanings are $4 per room!

There are other things wrong with this letter, but it's off to an inauspicious start.

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nightfolf
Dec. 27th, 2007 12:10 am (UTC)
*giggles*
tenar10r
Dec. 27th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
"Mr. and Mrs." *hee hee*
spottylogic
Dec. 27th, 2007 03:39 pm (UTC)
There were, as I said, a few errors.
tenar10r
Dec. 27th, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC)
letter errors
*runs over with a Sharpie marker and scribbles out the 's' in "Mrs."*
Hmm or would you be Mr. Wname-Rname and Whines be Mr. Rname-Wname?
Meh! We don't care; we luv you two however you are named!
Maus and I want a Kabob-It now! You are evil I say EVIL! But only in the most Cookaliscious Kitcheny way.
spottylogic
Dec. 27th, 2007 04:55 pm (UTC)
Re: letter errors
Sweetie, we can't agree on what color to paint the living room. Let's not get into legal name changes :)

khime
Dec. 27th, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC)
You should hire them. If they only charge by the room, and don't have an additional 'per visit' fee, then invite them over, and once they arrive, happily pay them the $4 x 0 rooms for their visit.

If they ask why you're wasting their time with frivolous calls, remind them that they started it.
spottylogic
Dec. 27th, 2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
Sigh...unfortunately, it'd be $30 with the "cost to come over" fee, which is not quite cheep enough to warrant frivolous call-ins. sad, sad :(
kiwihedgie
Dec. 30th, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
Damnit! I curse you, idea stealer ;)
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