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Spam update:

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The part of this that made me cry was, sadly, "most biggest." All the typoes, well, they're excusable, that's how the spam bypasses the Spam Police. But "Most Biggest?" *tsk, tsk*.

"Are you still in there?"

"Five minutes. I'll be out in five minutes. You can run the dishwasher yourself, you know."

"It's not about the dishes. We haven't seen you in days. The dog's very upset. He misses you."

"Leave me alone. I'm...waiting."

"For what?...You haven't been ordering penis enlargers again, have you? This isn't going to be like the time you spent $50 on bigger underwear and asked your office to raise your desk by a foot?"

"It might be like that, a bit. I'm thinking of switching to boxers."

"So...why are you still in your room? What are you waiting for?"

"The most biggest phallus. It's supposed to grow in a week."

"You know, if you'd stop messing with it, it'd probably grow in a minute or two."

"Shut up. You're too negative. I have faith in VXPL+. It's probably twice as good as VXPL. And it's got herbs."

"So does spaghetti sauce."

"I hate you."

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shockwave77598
Jan. 16th, 2008 05:42 pm (UTC)
LOL
paka
Jan. 16th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
So do you like herbs au provence in your penis enlargers, or are you more of a basil/oregano/garlic kinda guy?
spottylogic
Jan. 16th, 2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
Don't make me think too much about this, sir. Herbs=good. I know how the pseudopharmaceutical industry works.
fletcher
Jan. 16th, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
ok. The spaghetti sauce line just made me actually *snort*.

Now *I* hate YOU.

spottylogic
Jan. 16th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Noo! :(
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