Music:Me First & Gimme Gimme's "Phantom of the Opera"
Disconcerting office conversation:
Speaker1: "Oh, my boys pee all over the house." Speaker2: "Oh, yeah, I have boys too. My house is a mess." Speaker1: "Hard to find anyone to house-sit." Speaker2: "I can house sit for you. Do you have a license?"
It took me a good 20 seconds to realizing they were probably talking about pets.