That really is my main goal in life :)

Or perhaps there's a strange, tantric method of producing viable chickens through hot gay sex? I hope not.

Well, that's technically true, but in most common usage, gay is seperated from lesbian. You're correct, tho--and I'd argue that popular usage seperates them, but of course that's filtered through my warped and twisted perceptions.

Oh, definately--but in my defense, the entire gay rights movement makes the same distinctions (many gay rights groups, while they're happy saying "gay rights," will use the phrase "gay and lesbian" in their titles, and the typical acronym to describe das queers is "LGBT" (lez/gay/bi/trans), though I usually spell it GBLT, because I like sandwiches.

Ah! Validation! Webster-Merriam defines gay (noun) as "homosexual--especially a homosexual male."