Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

The problem with bean-counting--

Is it's really hard to get it to go anywhere interesting.

The Little Accountant

Twas not so many a year ago, in the county of Tyrone--
There lived a little ledgerman, by the name of Doug Mallone.
He assessed and he accounted, a stout young CPA,
by cyphers and deductions, he earned his daily pay.

I know that there's a girl in the office next to the office coffee machine that he's fallen head over heels for, but I'm going to have to meditate upon what happens next. Mind, the resolution of most of this sort of story has naught to do with either character's attributes (ahem). But it would be funnier if it did. I'll think on it.
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