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Message from the mayonnaise gods:

Found on the tamper seal of my most recent jar of mayo:

     Convenient Shatterproof Jar
        Makes a Great Salad!


Well, that's certainly good to know.

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spottedhyena
Apr. 24th, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
But wouldn't you have to shatter the jar first?
spottylogic
Apr. 24th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Maybe it's like safety glass, and breaks into harmless bite-sized chunks?
spottedhyena
Apr. 24th, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC)
But if it did that it wouldn't be shatterproof ;?)
spottylogic
Apr. 24th, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
It is a paradox, I'll grant.
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