Bring your dying relationships back to life by increasing your main love tool!
This change in your life will drive your lassie back to you! [link]
government.The accident occurred at 4:20 a.m., The move was interrestrial vertebrates at the end-Cretaceous event has terrestrial vertebrates at the end-Cretaceous event hasgovernment.The accident occurred at 4:20 a.m., The move was in
Well, this just works on so many levels. I was stopped immediately by the possibility of gaining dimensions. I always thought my talents as a despot were wasted on one dimension. Then I realized, "oh, wait, they're talking about penises." I'm so slow in the morning.
This raises other questions. What, if anything, is one's secondary love tool? Is it battery-powered? And I can't help, whenever I see the word lassie--maybe it's because I'm a furry, maybe it's because it's a dead obvious joke--I think of a standard collie.
The filter-spoofing text at the end is kind of intriguing. It's sort of a cosmic government conspiracy spy novel introduction, but with dinosaurs.
Thank you, spam!