I know a lot of my friends are underemployed, or unemployed, or students--this is just a note to say 1) it's possible for people that don't file a tax return normally to get the $600 federal bribe, and 2) we're not actually past deadline.
http://www.irs.gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00.html
According to this website, it's possible to file until October 15.
Anyway, this is my token "useful information" post for the year. We now return to discussions of food, whining, and spreadsheets.