I got my miracle berry plant in the mail on Thursday. Whines got it at his office, ran home and took it out of the box. I'm pampering it now, added a little constant-moisture device, planted it in a 50% peat/perlite blend, and sacrificed a very small king to make the rains come. It's guarding the front porch now. The plant, not the king, the king is beyond caring at this point.
It is, at present, an unremarkable little shrub. But, alive.