Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic
spottylogic

Bwaaah...

best analysis of Sarah Palin ever...

http://fafblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-sarah-palin-sarah-palin.html

"As a moose-hunting Jesus-fearing hockey-mom mother of five who hunts moose, Sarah Palin isn't some petty Washington bureaucrat. She's a petty Alaskan bureaucrat, and she's gonna shake things up in Washington! For her first reform she will pose for photographs with a gun and a stuffed moose head! For her second reform she will say something bold and brassy. For her third reform she will give birth at a live press conference to six eagle scouts, three peregrine falcons and an American mastodon, rear them in the Christian faith and release them into the wild before hunting them down, shooting them and mounting their heads in the Roosevelt Room!"
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