So most of the "increase length, girth, have rock-hard erections that last for six weeks, destroy your female companion's fragile sanity with the sheer magnitude of your erection, leaving her gibbering and broken as her mind snaps in fierce orgasm..."

Ah...where was I going with this?

Oh, yeah. They usually have some sort of "clever" headline, sexual and theoreticaly exciting and provacative.

Todays was, Blow Up her Bedroom.

Huh. Okay.