There is a truly massive pile of chocolate skittle "fun-size" packets in the break room at work.

In my opinion, chocolate skittles are the most morally reprehensible candy ever to be made north of the Mexico border. They probably hatch into little tiny chocolate Limbaughs or something. The only "fun-size" packet of chocolate skittles is one that's been compressed through stygian oceanic pressure into an inert mass.