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Wow! Gay Nigerian scam!

I am Kenneth Ekwems from Cotonou Benin West Africa,I am 75 years old but now very sick and in hospital,Through out my life I have been a night crawler,drinking away my life from one night club to another,and enjoying my male counter part,I have fought the course to sustain the rights of the gay in this part of the world,but due to our few in numbers,our freedom has been limited,However,we are still fighting on,I made money,Real money from Oil Contracts and sell of Raw Gold,and used my wealth to fight for our rights till date,Unfortunately, medical experts said that my days are numbered and very soon I will give up the ghos,In respect to this,I decided to share my wealth to some gay/lesbian organisations, if I am given their contact details,Based on this Pastor Dennis Adjovi who is my gay pet prepared a list of gay/lesbian organisations in which you are included,Consequently,I have granted the sum of USD800,000,for your society which is deposited in a Security and Finance Firm,You are advised to contact the Managing Director of the Finance Firm,Dossou Gabriel via goodpeople1968@XXXXX.XXX so that he can send you the money,I may not be able to write you again,but please do use the money for the glory of gay society,Thanks,Kenneth Ekwems
Favorite lines: "Pastor Dennis Adjovi, who is my gay pet..." that's a good one. I also like the line "please do use the money for the glory of gay society." Such an image :)

I do get a lot of gay rights spam, since all GLBT stuff for my Unitarian Universalist church is sent to my primary e-mail account. This one's a little bit special though, usually it's more along the lines of "please help me get from Bolivia to United States so I may get married." Which contains a flow.


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Dec. 3rd, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)
"the glory of gay society"
I now have a mental image of something a bit like the Basilica of St. Peter, except, you know, more fun.
Dec. 3rd, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
Re: "the glory of gay society"
I don't know, those archbishops really can queen it up. I mean, gold-trimmed robes, and those fantastic hats? Though we'd have to work on the music a bit. I wonder if there a techno remix of O Euchari In Leta Via?
Dec. 3rd, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
Re: "the glory of gay society"
As John tells me he heard a (very drunk) parishioner tell a Episcopalian priest, who was all robed up for some special holy day, and carrying a censer:
"I love the dress, but your purse is on fire."
Dec. 3rd, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
Re: "the glory of gay society"
*lols* That's precious :)
Dec. 3rd, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
Love love love the icon.
Dec. 3rd, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :) I was happy to find a hyena that looked kind of anthro-stand-uppy when I cropped down to just his head and shoulders.
Dec. 3rd, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
Also, "the glory of Gay society" conjures up images of big, Soviet era styled posters. Presumably stylized, muscled male figures wearing coveralls, looking up and to the right, in front of a rainbow.
Dec. 3rd, 2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
hehehehe, funny
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
I *adore* the "I've destroyed my body with booze... so use my glorious money!"
Pretty hilarious.
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