I'm pretty sure I want to have my birthday at Chucky Cheese's this year. Yup. Well, I'm not sure I want to, but I'm amused by the idea, and will probably follow through with it. The central question is, is it half-assed NOT to go through with the whole "birthday show starring YOUR child" if your child is, uh, 29+? I mean, obviously, one has to wear the ceremonial Chucky Cheese medallion, and everybody has to get small cups of ice cream.