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Thoughts for the day:

I do not wear form-fitting clothes because I have a regrettable fondness for baked goods, and form-fitting clothes do not flatter the terminally bagel-prone. I'm not particularly stocky, but I am a little bit of a tummy, so baggy clothes tend to be my friend.

If one wears a heavily synthetic shirt, of ANY size, and then a wool jacket, if you take off the jacket, there's a ZAP CRACKLE POP sound, and you instantly have a form-fitting shirt that won't stop clinging for hours.

Also, driving a large blackberry vine home in a small car is kind of like getting mugged.


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Jan. 5th, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC)
I'd think driving a large blackberry vine how would be like being mugged by a mob of pointy kittens, personally.
Jan. 5th, 2009 10:21 pm (UTC)
It's kind of like, but more intense--the kittens would get bored and stop, or at least move somewhere else, not like holding a knife to the back of your neck for several miles.
Jan. 6th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
*comments in a way that makes portentous use of the word 'nukilicious'*
Jan. 23rd, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)
Gardening as Stockholm syndrome. I finally understand.
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