Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

Thoughts for the day:

I do not wear form-fitting clothes because I have a regrettable fondness for baked goods, and form-fitting clothes do not flatter the terminally bagel-prone. I'm not particularly stocky, but I am a little bit of a tummy, so baggy clothes tend to be my friend.

If one wears a heavily synthetic shirt, of ANY size, and then a wool jacket, if you take off the jacket, there's a ZAP CRACKLE POP sound, and you instantly have a form-fitting shirt that won't stop clinging for hours.

Also, driving a large blackberry vine home in a small car is kind of like getting mugged.
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