Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic


Have you ever take a personality quiz specifically so that someone else would read your results to get a more favorable impression of you?

Do you believe that invalidates the results?

Have you been jealous of your co-worker's personality quiz results?

Do you believe that you can score poorly on a personality test?

If you are unsatisfied, can you return your quiz?

Is your personality under warranty? Who is the holder of the warranty?

When you requested your personality, did you keep the reciept?

Did you read the User Responsibility section of your personality owner's manual?

Is there a specific personality type that is known for cracking the test, skimming the results page and selecting the personality type they prefer? How do you identify that personality type?

What do you do when your test comes back marked in red, with "SEE ME" on it? When it was self-administered?

Why did my Myers-Briggs test come back "Answer Cloudy, Ask Again Later?"

If your What Ice Cream Are You test came back "Cookies and Cream," even though you are specifically a "Ben & Jerry's Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz!!!" person, whom do you go to to find deeper meaning in your life? Are you bound by "Cookies and Cream?" Does "Cookies and Cream" invalidate your inner Ben & Jerry?

What kind of spiny anteater are you?

On a scale of one to ten, how often do you find yourself classifying others?

On a scale of one to ten, how often do you classify yourself?

On a scale of one to ten, where would you place yourself?

On a scale of one to ten, who are you?

I am all colors, I am all gods and goddesses, I am the complete cast of Friends and Buffy. When I am angry, I am a pit bull. When I am at peace, I am a well-fed great dane, too content to move. When I am at play, I am a golden labrador.

Today, I will be an 8.
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