Using my gubmint unemployment monies to buy comic books and Tres Leches cake! Go me! :)

The real pisser is that I took six months to get brave/focused enough to apply for unemployment (the hardest thing in the world is to ask for help...) and I'm feeling pretty sure I'm going to have a job by the end of next week.

That's not much of a pisser, but it's the sort of mild irony that lets me know I'm not in someone *else's* life.