No, really!
So I had a very complicated dream that had like three hours of subjective dream-time about trying, and failing, repeatedly, to make a chicken pot pie in a crock pot.
(sighs)
I'm going to have to accept that I'll be emptying cheezoid into one crock pot, and reheating tragic little hot-dogs, bobbing obscenely in their hot water bath in crock pot number two. This depresses me. It'll be cheaper, though.