Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

Latest exchange with the Mistress--

I *knew* it.

"Can you find the latest version of the Competition text, and change the date on it and send it to me again?"

"No problem." (mouse to desktop.)

(Mistress looks at desktop with cute hyena cubs.) "Oh, how cute."

"Thanks, I've got kind of a collection going."

"I see." (pause) "They really aren't that cute."

exeunt mistress, pursued by a stare

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