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Process:

1. Take slightly stale half-bagel (split along its equator).
2. Apply cream cheese to half of bagel. Fold together to approximate a vertical-axis-split half-bagel, with cream cheese. Squeeze to secure.
3. Put down and ignore.
4. Be somewhat surprised when bagel snaps open and flings itself to the floor.

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auliya
Apr. 16th, 2004 02:13 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*
spottylogic
Apr. 16th, 2004 02:27 pm (UTC)
I think it was trying to end its own existence to deprive me of a snack. Didn't work, but it was a spirited attempt.
flippantmoniker
Apr. 16th, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)
Wow! Go Spotty's Bagel!
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