Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

...there is no god...

I've seen movies, and I've seen bad movies, but "Crush Groove" is among the worst. No-one should have told Run DMC and the Fat Boys they were big-screen material.

The eighties were a cruel decade, kind to no-one. Like a demented, incestuous bird of prey with a broken left wing in a lamarkian evolutionary system, it created twisted, brain-damaged hatchlings that flopped around, twittering and cawing, until their mother ate them, thinking they were perhaps frogs.

I'm going to gouge out my eyes now, there is nothing good left in this world.

Except pop-tarts.
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