1) Why, when pulling you over for multiple expired stickers, do cops ask "do you know why I'm pulling you over?"
2) Why, when they've finished ticketing you for something that's a crime only in the least ethical, most governmental sense of the word, do you say "thank you, officer?"
3) Why does the officer then say "have a nice day?"
4) Why doesn't the person pulling me over in my own damn neighborhood at least speak the King's English with a modicum of skill, and not sound like Sylvester the Cat and Gomer's love-child?
5) Why do birds suddenly appear?
2) Why, when they've finished ticketing you for something that's a crime only in the least ethical, most governmental sense of the word, do you say "thank you, officer?"
3) Why does the officer then say "have a nice day?"
4) Why doesn't the person pulling me over in my own damn neighborhood at least speak the King's English with a modicum of skill, and not sound like Sylvester the Cat and Gomer's love-child?
5) Why do birds suddenly appear?
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"You wanted my phone number?"
Questions one and two on the citation paperwork being, "what's your name," "what's your phone number"
These are things I've learned not to say to police officers...