I have acquired a cooking skillet with a 14" base, and wide sides--a half a yard wide skillet. I will take this skillet to bed with me, for I am experiencing kitchenlust. I can simul-fry six burgers in my new skillet, at the same time, and it makes a most satisfying sound when struck against someone's head.
Today, I am giving up caffeine. I've had a cup of decaf coffee this morning, it is unsatisfactory, like a shakespearean pun. Unfortunately, as an Artist, I'm required by the union to have at least one vice, I'll have to find some