My first theory is that this is prep for a massive educational publisher's rave. I can see it very clearly, hear it, even smell the sweat and decaf. Strobes, men in suits, and teachers in their denim skirts and teacher clothes dancing spasmodically to what is clearly a techno cover of the "Between the Lions" theme. Oh, yes.
(shouted) "I THINK THE SUPER OF COLERIDGE COUNTY SCHOOL DISTRICT REALLY LIKES OUR NEW PHONEMIC AWARENESS PROGRAM!"
(shouted, female voice) "WHY'S THAT?"
"LOOK AT HOW MUCH SHE'S SMILING!"
I don't have another theory. I'm too busy treasuring this one.