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Spam, spam, spam:

I know I sometimes am accused of making sh*t up, but this beautiful spam, which so gracefully fades into what sounds like the opening two paragraphs of soft-core porn, blessed my mailbox. I love it.

1) Which Church?
2) Visit correctional facilities?
3) Ministry in a box?!?
4) Was Rob cute? Does he meet and make mad monkey love to a Viennese shepherdess, shepherd, or sheep?
5) What findings? Did I miss the study, or was that cut-and-pasted from another piece of spam?

RE: You are about to become an ordained minister
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to open a church?
Check out Ministry in a Box

to find out how press here

po box listed above and link works

So just as the clocks were striking the midnight hour Rob mounted skyward and turned the indicator of the traveling machine to the east, intending to make the city of Vienna his next stop

He had risen to a considerable distance, where the air was remarkably fresh and exhilarating, and the relief he experienced from the close and muggy streets of Paris was of such a soothing nature that he presently fell fast asleep His day in the metropolis had been a busy one, for, like all boys, he had forgotten himself in the delight of sight-seeing and had tired his muscles and exhausted his strength to an unusual degree

Does further evidence support our findings?


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Jun. 14th, 2004 04:32 pm (UTC)
The seemingly random paragraphs following the main bit of spam is the result of spammers increasing sophistication at outwitting content filters. They pull random paragraphs from random books searchable on the net in either public domain or through stuff like the amazon.com 'search the book' feature and use them to pad out messages that would otherwise get caught in the filter. My favorite was where I got a passage from the Wizard of Oz in 'hot young girls' porn spam. It was so perfectly matched.
Jun. 14th, 2004 05:16 pm (UTC)

a passage from the Wizard of Oz in 'hot young girls' porn spam. It was so perfectly matched.

Twitch. That is the second funniest thing I have heard all day.
Jun. 15th, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
Funny you should bring that up. As it turns out, that is a passage from "The Master Key," by, yes, Frank L. Baum.
Jun. 15th, 2004 04:55 am (UTC)
They left out going to Iraq as a military chaplain ;?)
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