Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

Spam, spam, spam:

I know I sometimes am accused of making sh*t up, but this beautiful spam, which so gracefully fades into what sounds like the opening two paragraphs of soft-core porn, blessed my mailbox. I love it.

1) Which Church?
2) Visit correctional facilities?
3) Ministry in a box?!?
4) Was Rob cute? Does he meet and make mad monkey love to a Viennese shepherdess, shepherd, or sheep?
5) What findings? Did I miss the study, or was that cut-and-pasted from another piece of spam?

RE: You are about to become an ordained minister
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to open a church?
Check out Ministry in a Box

to find out how press here

po box listed above and link works

So just as the clocks were striking the midnight hour Rob mounted skyward and turned the indicator of the traveling machine to the east, intending to make the city of Vienna his next stop

He had risen to a considerable distance, where the air was remarkably fresh and exhilarating, and the relief he experienced from the close and muggy streets of Paris was of such a soothing nature that he presently fell fast asleep His day in the metropolis had been a busy one, for, like all boys, he had forgotten himself in the delight of sight-seeing and had tired his muscles and exhausted his strength to an unusual degree

Does further evidence support our findings?

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