Thank you for your contribution to the Information Techology suggestion box. Employee suggestions are always welcome. However, we do not see any immediate need to "sex up" the IT help services line. Help Services strives to be professional, efficient and friendly. We do not try to be sexy.
We do, however, appreciate your suggestions for how best to "sex up" the help line. They have livened up the office bulliten board.
Thank you, XXXXXXXXXXXXXX IT Help Services (xxx)xxx-xxxx