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Fortune cookie report:

"As your purse is emptied, so your heart is filled."

I don't know what that means. The department is having some nasty financial crunches, though, and I have mild fear. I do hope the noble art of biscuitomancy (divination through small paper slips bearing messages baked in sweets) is unreliable. The next one was "The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step," which is never an auspicious message.

(nervous laugh) Some of those cuts hit really close to home, though. I'm worried about the next few weeks.

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eris_star
Jul. 15th, 2004 09:22 pm (UTC)
"As your purse is emptied, so your heart is filled."


It didn't say what it's filled with. Heartworms, maybe?

spottylogic
Jul. 16th, 2004 05:12 am (UTC)
Treacle!
artfulreggie
Jul. 15th, 2004 10:18 pm (UTC)
... in bed.
misternihil
Jul. 16th, 2004 07:28 am (UTC)
I always liked appending them with

...but not in New Jersey!
or
...with bells on!
or
...and now you eat... the rest of the cookie.
jerseytude
Jul. 16th, 2004 12:05 pm (UTC)
I'm starting a blog
Spotty, this is "Jersey." I'm starting a livejournal blog.

Figured you should know.
spottylogic
Jul. 16th, 2004 01:35 pm (UTC)
Re: I'm starting a blog
I'll check it on a fairly regular basis, just be entertaining :)
guardian_lm
Jul. 17th, 2004 03:51 pm (UTC)
Favorite Fortune Cooky Fortune
"All is not yet lost" .... but soon, it will be?
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