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Fortune cookie report:

"As your purse is emptied, so your heart is filled."

I don't know what that means. The department is having some nasty financial crunches, though, and I have mild fear. I do hope the noble art of biscuitomancy (divination through small paper slips bearing messages baked in sweets) is unreliable. The next one was "The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step," which is never an auspicious message.

(nervous laugh) Some of those cuts hit really close to home, though. I'm worried about the next few weeks.


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Jul. 15th, 2004 09:22 pm (UTC)
"As your purse is emptied, so your heart is filled."

It didn't say what it's filled with. Heartworms, maybe?

Jul. 16th, 2004 05:12 am (UTC)
Jul. 15th, 2004 10:18 pm (UTC)
... in bed.
Jul. 16th, 2004 07:28 am (UTC)
I always liked appending them with

...but not in New Jersey!
...with bells on!
...and now you eat... the rest of the cookie.
Jul. 16th, 2004 12:05 pm (UTC)
I'm starting a blog
Spotty, this is "Jersey." I'm starting a livejournal blog.

Figured you should know.
Jul. 16th, 2004 01:35 pm (UTC)
Re: I'm starting a blog
I'll check it on a fairly regular basis, just be entertaining :)
Jul. 17th, 2004 03:51 pm (UTC)
Favorite Fortune Cooky Fortune
"All is not yet lost" .... but soon, it will be?
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