Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

Out of Order

There are many things in my life that do not, exactly, work, but are not, exactly, broken. My car's air conditioning cycles between knuckle-chilling, shivering blizzard, pleasantly cool (save for the outside 130-degree temperature), and "what we've got outside, but it's at least moving." There is no pattern to these changes, though they often cycle when I hit a speedbump.

Or the men's room at work, which has automated urinals and sinks, all of which flush or run cold water at their discretion, not yours.

Or my computer. I don't understand my computer.

All of these items will now bear signs that state, "THIS (insert item's name) OBEYS A HIGHER RATIONALITY."

That is all.
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